Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Actual things overheard by Consumer Electronics Show attendees in the convention hallway shared with Adult Video News attendees

  1. I lost my whip!
  2. I thought your performance in Bad, Bad Girls was not up to the quality of Busty Cops.
  3. Where the FUCK is the bathroom? Hey you, yeah you, there in that godfather suit. If you give me a piggy back ride to the bathroom, I will give you a golden shower.
  4. Should we have worn the "Dirty Bitches" baby doll shirts or the "Filthy whore" shorts to the session today?
  5. I'm a vet but she's a novice to AVN - I am basically acting as her anal coach until she further develops her skills
  6. That director is so sweet but he's almost deaf and is always shouting at me on set to moan louder.
  7. Are my nipples sticking out of this leather corset? Oh, they aren't? Damn.
  8. Nope, they aren't mine but you should know that I am upgrading to double D's next month.
  9. Who are all these people with CES badges and why do they wear so much clothing?